Spin Rate

The Manager

Scouting Report

E runs the league. That means every gripe, every protest, every "that trade was collusion" lands in his inbox first — and he takes it all, then dishes it right back with interest. The team's called "Spin Rate" for a reason — the commish puts his own spin on every ruling, and dares you to file a complaint.

Don't mistake the theater for softness. E is a former champion (2016, back when the squad ran as "The Donald"). He knows ball — he just enjoys running the circus, and being the villain of it, a little too much.