Est. 2008 · Now in Our 19th Year
The fantasy football league where a group of friends keeps drafting, trading, and talking a little trash — season after season, 19 years and counting.
Shady, if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl within the next 2 years, then I will give a blowjob.
It's in writing now. The clock is running.
The names have been drawn. No do-overs.
It started in 2008 with a handful of friends, a slogan we're not entirely proud of, and a group chat that hasn't gone quiet since. What began as a way to stay in touch turned into a year-long tradition fought over waiver-wire scraps and questionable start/sit calls.
The name? Non-negotiable. It's dumb, it's ours, and it stays. Every season a new champion is crowned, and everyone else spends the offseason convinced they got robbed.
We draft in person when we can, argue about trades that never happen, and treat Sunday RedZone like a standing appointment. Nineteen years in, the crew's still here — and that's kind of the whole point.
12 teams, live snake draft. Show up late and we're autodrafting a defense in the third round for you.
1 point per reception, 6 points for passing TDs. No kicker — set a real lineup instead.
Head-to-head every week through a 13-week regular season, then the playoffs decide who talks the most trash next August.
$230 to play, due before the draft. Pay up or don't pick — the pot goes to the top of the standings.
Champion takes the pot, the trophy, and 12 months of undisputed bragging rights. Defend it or start planning.
Miss the championship bracket? Win the consolation bracket and you still take home some hardware — a reason to keep setting your lineup all season.
The commish and a champion (2016, as "The Donald") — he takes every complaint in the group chat and dishes the smack talk right back.
View profile →Reigning-adjacent contender. Took the title in 2023 and won't let anyone forget it.
View profile →All gas, no brakes on the waiver wire. Every add is the one that turns the season around.
View profile →The league's dynasty. Rings in 2015, 2020, and 2025 — the standard everyone else is chasing.
View profile →Names the team after whatever the internet was laughing at that August.
View profile →Opens every trade with a friendly hello and a one-sided offer. It works — he's a 2022 champ.
View profile →Won it all in 2024 and is fully prepared to defend the title, or at least talk like he will.
View profile →Took the 2014 crown as "Property of Strobel." The team name changes; the confidence doesn't.
View profile →Quiet all season, savage in the playoff hunt. Has a 2011 title to show for it.
View profile →The league's most decorated manager — three titles across three different team names.
View profile →The man, the myth, the mission statement. Two-time champ (2013, 2018) — and yes, still watching the Cowboys.
View profile →Lives and dies inside the 20. When his guys punch it in, the group chat hears about it.
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